"Bizzarro Rider" -- WTF?

This guy was on a police-escorted ride to Rolling Thunder held May 30, 2010, in Washington, DC. I've seen some riders dressed in some bizarre outfits in my day, but this one takes the cake.

Words can't explain.... Just what are those things on his feet? Mid-length leather jacket ... shorts ... foot-thingies that give no ankle protection??? Open-faced helmet with sunglasses and no windscreen??? Bug or rock ===> OUCH! And this is all whilst going 60mph on the Washington Beltway!

Life is short: get in gear and get booted!

Photo from someone who was on the ride, lifted from his Facebook posting. I intentionally blurred the profile, as I didn't know this person and didn't take the photo. Note: this IS a male rider. Note the hairy legs. Unblurred facial image confirmed as well.