If You Have Boots

I swear I'm not making this up.

Another google search landed a visitor to this blog.  The search was (copied directly):

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU HAVE BOOTS HOW DO THEY WORK

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What do you do if you have boots?

Well, wear them!

How do they work?

They serve as footwear.  You know, covers your feet and legs and lets you walk on pavement without injuring your feet or getting them dirty.

I really do not have a clue what else to say. "What do you do if you have boots?"

WEAR THEM!

Life is short: wear boots ... preferably, on your feet.