Kid you not, within the last week, the following search terms were entered into Google and landed on my website or this blog. My response to each item follows the *.
How to wear down boots
* wear them.
Do you have to wear boots with Wranglers?
* no, you can wear other kinds of jeans, pants, or even leather.
What kind of boots do the motorcycle cops wear?
* motorcycle patrol boots are most common.
What kind of boots should men wear?
* men's boots. Women's boots don't quite have the same fit.
How do you pull on pull-on boots?
* by pulling with your hands.
How to pull off cowboy boots?
* if pulling with your hands doesn't work, try using a boot jack available at most western stores or on-line.
Why do bikers wear biker boots?
* because they're smart enough to wear sturdy boots to protect their feet and legs when riding.
What to wear with cowboy boots?
* clothes work best. Going naked poses risk of arrest.
Why do cowboys wear boots?
* because horses wear shoes.
Cowboys outside of jeans
* well, usually cowboys are inside jeans, and look mighty fine!
Life is short: enjoy it in boots!
1 comment:
You remind me of my Lit teacher who gave the following reply when a student asked if he "can" go to the toilet.
* Of course you can; any one with the correct equipment can go to the toilet. But you may not.
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